Alex and the Plumber
Girlfriends takes a nap at boyfriend’s apartment while boyfriend goes to work. Plumber shows up with assistant plumber. Plumber chats with girlfriend while assistant goes to get keys and supplies. Plumber says girlfriend is beautiful. Plumber says girlfriend looks like taylor swift. Plumber says girlfriend has beautiful, smooth, fair skin. Plumber asks how old girlfriend is. Girlfriend says...
Someone come over so i can do your hair and makeup and clothes and take pictures of you. and we’ll drink tequila on a wednesday and eat cheerios. It’s all the food i have. everyone always goes out of town on the same day. BOO.
My pile of laundry - Sir Thredz - is guest tweeting on my account. ask him anything. he’ll answer. @alaxdancan
Life for someone who got cancer is a road. You get to a dead end, you have to...– - my little brother, Nicolas The way he perceives and speaks of his experience with lymphoma inspires me every day.
This afternoon I rode a shuttle bus home to Columbus. The bus was full and a woman sat next to me. With her, she had her iPad, her laptop case, and a plastic grocery bag. Once we left the airport for Columbus, she took out a large bag of Sun Chips, and bottle of Coke, and paper towels out. She opened the bag of chips and placed it in between us and on my skirt. Then, LISTEN. She wedged the Coke...
My little brother just sent me a text that reads: send me a pic of ur hair …..I was creeped out for a half-second until I realized that I told him I was going to dye it last night.
joshruben: samreich: Josh’s impression of Lane from Mad Men. He really does sound like he’s about to poop
i’ve been laughing at this picture for almost 10 minutes now.
Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think...– Bill Watterson (via troubled)